“He ran his hands lightly down her temples, trailing flames wherever he touched. He kissed her full breasts and trailed his tongue down her abdomen to suck at her nectar. She moaned, lost. He entered her warmth and moved to fill his emptiness.”

mycircleswerecubes:

boyoshock:

donricci:

logicandlove:

gallifreyangato:

foreheadtittaes:

“…trailed his tongue down her abdomen to suck at her nectar.”
“…trailed his tongue down her abdomen to suck at her nectar.”
“…trailed his tongue down her abdomen to suck at her nectar.” 

Okay, what is with fanfic writers refusing to say vagina ever

“He penetrated her rift…”
“He parted her legs and entered her sacred vessel”
“He kissed her milky thighs and stopped just above her enchanted forest, that sweet, succulent region…”

No

stop

It’s a vagina

If it tastes like Canadian maple syrup there’s probably something wrong with her and you should be alarmed

I WAS PROMISED ROMULAN COMMANDER FANFIC, I DON’T GIVE A TINY RAT’S ASS HOW MANY METAPHORS FOR THE FEMALE GENITALIA YOU CAN FIT IN ONE SENTENCE.

Personally, if my vagina smelled/tasted like maple syrup I would have more sex*

#*and by have more sex I mean fap more and smell my hands afterwards #hello if you just started following me this is what my blog usually looks like after midnight #thanks for trying goodbye

I. I. I. Dying. I. Dying. Dying. Dying. I. Dying.

D. All of the above

#i just really really really need to share this with all of you because OMG so true and OMG BRB dying #i just can’t even #BE CAREFUL OF VAGINA THAT SMELLS LIKE BREAKFAST OK?

Pretty much all of this, in any fandom, JUST STOP.

Source: asdasmnbiwe

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    BAHAHAHAHAH OMG. I CANT.
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    LMFAO.
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    If it tastes like Canadian maple syrup there’s probably something wrong with her and you should be alarmed ^ DYING
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    Pretty much all of this, in any fandom, JUST STOP.
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    disgusting. i think i’d rather...orange juice or something.
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    Looking at you, Meilany. She Who Lives In Canada.
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